Comments | pixiesatemybaby: "What does a doggie say?" "Moo!"

pixiesatemybaby

"What does a doggie say?" "Moo!"

Dec 07, 2007 20:20

And, according to one of my two year olds, duckies say meow. My children are future mensa members. But anyway, the important news of the day is ( Read more... )

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kpage December 8 2007, 02:58:04 UTC

Mzzzz Holly Iz hungray

pixiesatemybaby December 8 2007, 03:20:22 UTC

you don't wanna eat the special promises food then. they like to send us expired milk and moldy rolls and juice that's black on the bottom cause it's from freaking 2005. yeah.

orphe_ December 8 2007, 17:41:24 UTC

omg, and you feed them this?!

pixiesatemybaby December 8 2007, 17:50:11 UTC

NO! of course not. we find other nonspoiled food to give them. but it's like, constant vigilance on the food front.

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orphe_ December 8 2007, 03:03:02 UTC

yay for promotions! one more thing to mention in your pearson interview.

maybe, if you stopped flogging the kids and making them wear burlap sacks for shirts and pick cotton, they'd stop calling you massa holly. of course, they'd also stop singing those great songs about chariots and the river jordan, so i'm not sure what your best course of action is here.

pixiesatemybaby December 8 2007, 03:18:42 UTC

oohhh good call on mentioning it in my interview! w00t

there is absolutely no flogging or burlap at special promises. i don't know where you get your ideas from, honey. the kids flog themselves, really. i mean, today i had a 2 year old flip out and start banging her head on the hard linoleum floor. and serious banging too! this girl's got issues though. i need to look up symptoms of kids born to drug addicted mothers, cause i'm seriously wondering...

orphe_ December 8 2007, 03:51:16 UTC

no no, i was describing your kids as slaves. hence the massa holly.

my mom had someone she work with foster a crack baby and it was so sad :-( it just stared into space, it never responded to anything like a normal baby, or even did anything at all.

pixiesatemybaby December 8 2007, 03:56:01 UTC

lol, i got the slave reference. i was just trying to defend my poor little ghetto daycare. which isn't easy to do.

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glamtron December 8 2007, 05:11:50 UTC

big congrats on the promotion!

ps. <3 the knife.

pixiesatemybaby December 8 2007, 20:02:06 UTC

thank you! well, it's an "alleged" promotion at this point, cause i've learned to take everything they tell me with a grain of salt.

and yes, the knife is the shit. love them.

majorbob December 8 2007, 19:21:12 UTC

At this rate, if you don't get Pearson, in five years you'll own special promises.

pixiesatemybaby December 8 2007, 20:03:00 UTC

eegads, let's not say things we can't take back. lol.

although i appreciate the vote of confidence. :)