Kind of a lame little one.

[pizzaface78]

Have you ever actually listened to the words to the nursery rhyme, "This Old Man?" They start out okay, but by the end they get awful. I wonder if it was written during a drinking game, and they were totally drunk by the time they got into the teens.

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This old man, he played one;He played knick-knack on my thumb.With a

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[lizzieblue]

I might be more curious to know how exactly this old man plays 'knick-knack'... especially after going to heaven. Could it be that he was figuratively in heaven, and that knick knack is really some dirty old man game? The poor child that knew this old man and didn't know how to rhyme!

[colatta]

Seriously, what is knick-knack? How does one play? Furthermore, what is one's "hive?" The whole thing sounds like child rape to me.