Nella cantina della bageleria = in the basement of the bagel store

[pizzazzle]

There is a box in the basement of the bagel store that says OATS. In these huge no-nonsense Arial Black caps that take up most of the side of the box. Let me see if I can demonstrate:

OATSWhy is this box is trying so hard? It may be hard to respect, but you sure have to honor its badassery. You'd better watch out, 'cause when you open this

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Bahaha!

[pizzazzle]

I would love to see you on Friday at threeish! I can potentially even score you some tea! The festival sounds delightful too, but may not be a possibility as I'm working all weekend. Will research!