Four hours sleep.

14 hour day (12 of which were working).

Technology that doesn't want to "work."

It's enough to make me want to start smoking again.

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Oooooh, work ethic, you are a cruel mistress.

As i was driving to work today, but only a half-a-mile from my house, I notice there are fire trucks and police cars, lights ablaze.

"Oooooo," I thought, "an accident. How newstastic."

Isn't that sick, (not the fact that I just said "newstastic")for the last nine years of my life I've had an off and on ( ( Read more... )

That was my inner monologue at 8:59 p.m. on Monday ( Read more... )

Sometimes, when you're at work...and you're done with work, but you don't want to leave...you steal this from your friends and fill it in yourself.


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There are ants in the office ( Read more... )

Eff you Sanjaya! I have your awful version of "Something to talk about" stuck in my head!

I don't even watch Amerinca Idol, yet all the radio stations were playing and I saw you perform last night because my remote ran out of battery power and I couldn't change the channel.

So now I have one of my favorite Bonnie Raitt songs butcherd stuck in my head ( Read more... )

I was pleasing my sweet tooth today by going into a local convience store to buy myself a Peanut Butter Twix, which as many of you know is my vice.

When I was paying, I saw a handwritten note taped to the counter saying, "Discounted cigarettes $2.00."

I turn up to the register girl and say, "Do you really want to smoke discounted cigarettes?"

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"Got Jesus?"

I cocked my eyebrow as I drove to the mall behind a Nissan Maxima that on the left hand side at the infamous Jesus fish and on the other side had the "Got Jesus" bumbersticker.

"No." I said aloud, to no one inparticular except my XM radio playing the Red Sox game. "I don't have Jesus. And frankly, I don't appreciate your pushing of ( Read more... )

It is time for me to praise the tandem of Tarantino and Rodriguez.

And although I will be descriptive in telling why I loved the double-feature Grindhouse, fear not friends, since I don't know how to make LJ cuts I will not give away any huge spoilers.

In case you didn't know, T&R made a film in vein of the Sixties/Seventies double-feature action/ ( Read more... )