Being useful!

[pizzeriagermany]

Hey! Hey! Germany! Japan! Members of the SS PASTA!

I did something useful! Rather than "wasting" our money on food and art supplies, I went out and bought something good that we can use! A BOAT!! Want to test it out with me, Germany?

Comments

[warriorothesea]

...You traded your cannon for clothes?

[pizzeriagermany]

But how can you have a gondola without gondolier clothing?

[warriorothesea]

...But you said the pants don't even fit.

WHY do you even need a little boat like that in the first place?? It looks like it'd be no good out on the open water!

[pizzeriagermany]

Well, I don't need to wear the pants!

It will be fun!

[emarelibertas]

That's a really cool boat! What's it called??

[pizzeriagermany]

That's a gondola! Do you have one?

[emarelibertas]

No, but I have a boat! I just need to find Latvia again!

[pizzeriagermany]

Latvia? I don't know where Latvia is! Maybe he's on Russia's ship?

Or is he with you? Did you misplace him?

[prussianized]

You seriously bought a gondola.

[pizzeriagermany]

Yeah! Isn't it great?

[greatwhtesqualo]

...

[pizzeriagermany]

Hi Squalo!

[greatwhtesqualo]

You're a fucking idiot.

[pizzeriagermany]

What?! Why?! Can't you ever say nice things?!

[kirin_ja]

Why, that picture looks a great deal like Water Seven!

[pizzeriagermany]

Water 7? This is Venice!

[kirin_ja]

Ah, I am not familiar with that particular city, but it looks a great deal like one I used to live in!

[pizzeriagermany]

Really? Are you Italian then?