Be a good customer

[pjsiqhh]

If you're going to consume 25.34 dollars worth of food, be rude, stick your fingers directly into the rock candy dish, (which I'm tossing out now, thank you very much poopheads) and somehow, oh somehow turn a flat table into a pool of tea, you better have more than 1 freaking dollar to give me. But oh no, if you're that kind of customer, tipping

Comments

[sillyalice]

working in the food service industry is a life lesson, not a career.

just wait til you become a dentist and get those mother fuckers walking in with tooth pain.

...oops! did i forget the novicane?