How Dare They!

[pjtanton]

Someone is going to pay dearly! I have been assaulted and attacked! How dare they! I broke nearly every glass thing in the house I could find after I opened their wretched letter! My primal scream of terror was heard through out Capital Hill. Why would they do this to me? Haven't I been a good person... most of the time

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[masqlab]

Oh.My.

Don't you get cheap coffee and stuff with that?

(ducks and runs) :P

[pjtanton]

I knew you hated me!

[wmd_actual]

If AARP membership *did* include a discount at PNW coffee places (even if it was just Starbucks) it might be worth it!

[greyjoy]

So that's what that sound was. I thought it was cats mating or something....

[wmd_actual]

Lighten up. They send those to EVERYBODY over the age of 12!