drunk dialling knows no bounds

[pjxb]

the other night one of my ex-private students called me up in the middle of the night, totally smashed, and invited me to a picnic. his english was pretty good, though.

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[tiktok]

A...picnic??? The rest of it seems plausible, but a PICNIC? Is this a seriously weird euphemism for a booty call?

you're probably right

[pjxb]

well it's a long story, but i think the invitation had a some kind of booty in mind for the near future. i declined as politely as i could :P