Kicking Off Season 11 with a Bang!
Final judgement - I'm along for the ride. Imma ride this season hard and put it away wet. Ayup.
Wtf happened to Cas? Ew, eyeballs. Ew.
Run Misha, ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnn....
Is it wrong that I like Dean being all take charge and shit?
Dean killed Death? I really do have a lot to catch up on.
Dean does do well with brunettes. Just sayin'.
Also, Dean doing stitches? I kinda lurv it.
Crimson Peak during Supernatural? YES PLEASE!
Crowley's a soccer mom! Did he just say 'balls'? *rewind* Yep, he sure did. WTF?
Um, swingers? Really? I guess they've done everything else... Light that candle!
Is this like the Croatoan virus? Kinda seems like it. But maybe they explained it last season? I dunno.
Cas' eyes are freaking me right the fuck out. And what was up with his wings in the Before?
'A Rabid'. Hur.
Are Sam and Dean gonna become daddies? They can raise her together and teach her to hunt and do their best to not be like Papa Winchester. Awwww. He gave the baby to the cop. Poo.
The Rabids aren't going to hurt Baby, are they?
Thor's gonna hunt Moby Dick? (I'm trying sooo hard to not make a comment about Hiddles' package... so... hard...). What. The. Hell. Is. Going. On????
I am so confused. I think I'll just lay on the floor and squee for no reason.
Shoot 'em in the chest. Too bad, I like Deen shouting 'boom! Headshot!'
Seriously, I want Sam and Dean to take the baby. That lady-cop is gonna die. Everyone dies on this show. Baby?
What do you mean We won't see Cas for quite a while? Oh fuck no!
Crowley with tits is hi-sterical! "I'm hot." "That's the menopause, sir." "You didn't call for help until AFTER the orgy?"
"And how's that's working for us?" TAKE THE FUCKING BABY! I'm not keen on parentlock, but Winchesters with babies is like pie to me. Now. Before I was all aw hell no about it. I want Dean changing diapers and reminiscing about Sammy and Sammy being all embarrassed because, jeez Dean, we're fucking now... way to make sex with your brother awk-ward. "Shut up, Sam and get the formula ready. Samantha's hungry." *cue moose rolling eyes* "And, no, baby's don't eat Lucky Charms or spaghetti-o's." "I know, Dean!" I will not write a fic about this. I. Will. Not.
"Saving people means ALL the people, Dean." Yep, you boys sure are good at that. I swear, it's like all the good learnings Papa Winchster taught them is going down the drain. Family's the only thing that matter!
Aw, Sam ends the world to save Dean. I fucking love it. And Dean would do the same for him. *wobbly chibi eyes*
You boys have needed to change shit since Cold Oak but that sure as shit hasn't happened yet. Hrmph.
What is Sammy planning? Because I didn't like how he said things thar. *squints at supernatural*
Aaaaaaand... of course there's a commercial so I have to wait for the answer. Of course.
I don't want any muthafukkin twix! I want Sam to not do something stupid. Er. Stupider. Because he's talking all sorts a crazy about Dean and the baby being safe. Maybe Dean can raise the baby on his own.
I don't gotta do nuttin but be white and die, as Cely would say. C'mon, Dean, say it. I need that inna mah liiiiife.
Son of a bitch. Sam, did I not just say... Don't do anything stupid. Don't. And yet, here we are.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Sammy! The blood!
If he's the Boy King (is he still?) shouldn't he be immune to anything Croatoan like? Is this croatoan-like or am I being crazy?
That dude died like a fish flopping around.
Show! Show! You're fucking killing me!
Ok. I give in. Just make Dean hold the baby so I can hear the explosion of a thousand women's ovaries at once. (*BOOM!* I felt a disturbance in the force, as if a million souls were crying out... Nah, that was just the ovaries...)
God damn, I'm fucking funny!
I have to go to work and thank Rich for giving me Wednesday's off. Because this is so worth it. So, so worth it. I can't even.
I'm still laughing about Crowley with tits.
Aw, poo. Tits party is over.
Daddy's home! I'd love it if John Winchster would say that.
The Darkness is something Daddy demons threaten toddler demons with to eat their vegetables. I bet Daddy demons also threaten baby demons with demon!Dean, cuz, man.... he's badass.
In the cage? Did they mention THE CAGE? *squee* Is all good! *claps*
Metatron escaped? Whaaat?
"I don't understand." That should be on a t-shirt.
Who still has gas pumps like that?
She doesn't know what to do! But Deen does! Give him the baby!!!!
Shit, Sammy, show us your neck you moose motherfucker!
How is he going to find a cure? Is going to FOR SCIENCE for a cure? Because, yeah.
Is it wrong that Dean's probably definitely turned on by the Darkness? DID HE MAKE OUT WITH HER? HE TOTALLY DID, DIDNT HE? Oh, Deen, ur such a manwhore. Ilu so so much.
Dammit Sammy!
I TOLD YOU ASSHOLES TO GIVE THE BABY TO DEAN! Now his relationship with her is going to be all un-incestuousy. Srsly, Dean can't have a normal relationship. Maybe this one will be all bdsm. JUST GIVE DEEN THE BAYBEY!
Ok. I kinda loved that. Imma ride this bitch out and see where it takes me. Even though I'm massively uncool with het. SO UNCOOL WITH IT THAT I'M WRITING IT. *facepalm*
Wtf happened to Cas? Ew, eyeballs. Ew.
Run Misha, ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnn....
Is it wrong that I like Dean being all take charge and shit?
Dean killed Death? I really do have a lot to catch up on.
Dean does do well with brunettes. Just sayin'.
Also, Dean doing stitches? I kinda lurv it.
Crimson Peak during Supernatural? YES PLEASE!
Crowley's a soccer mom! Did he just say 'balls'? *rewind* Yep, he sure did. WTF?
Um, swingers? Really? I guess they've done everything else... Light that candle!
Is this like the Croatoan virus? Kinda seems like it. But maybe they explained it last season? I dunno.
Cas' eyes are freaking me right the fuck out. And what was up with his wings in the Before?
'A Rabid'. Hur.
Are Sam and Dean gonna become daddies? They can raise her together and teach her to hunt and do their best to not be like Papa Winchester. Awwww. He gave the baby to the cop. Poo.
The Rabids aren't going to hurt Baby, are they?
Thor's gonna hunt Moby Dick? (I'm trying sooo hard to not make a comment about Hiddles' package... so... hard...). What. The. Hell. Is. Going. On????
I am so confused. I think I'll just lay on the floor and squee for no reason.
Shoot 'em in the chest. Too bad, I like Deen shouting 'boom! Headshot!'
Seriously, I want Sam and Dean to take the baby. That lady-cop is gonna die. Everyone dies on this show. Baby?
What do you mean We won't see Cas for quite a while? Oh fuck no!
Crowley with tits is hi-sterical! "I'm hot." "That's the menopause, sir." "You didn't call for help until AFTER the orgy?"
"And how's that's working for us?" TAKE THE FUCKING BABY! I'm not keen on parentlock, but Winchesters with babies is like pie to me. Now. Before I was all aw hell no about it. I want Dean changing diapers and reminiscing about Sammy and Sammy being all embarrassed because, jeez Dean, we're fucking now... way to make sex with your brother awk-ward. "Shut up, Sam and get the formula ready. Samantha's hungry." *cue moose rolling eyes* "And, no, baby's don't eat Lucky Charms or spaghetti-o's." "I know, Dean!" I will not write a fic about this. I. Will. Not.
"Saving people means ALL the people, Dean." Yep, you boys sure are good at that. I swear, it's like all the good learnings Papa Winchster taught them is going down the drain. Family's the only thing that matter!
Aw, Sam ends the world to save Dean. I fucking love it. And Dean would do the same for him. *wobbly chibi eyes*
You boys have needed to change shit since Cold Oak but that sure as shit hasn't happened yet. Hrmph.
What is Sammy planning? Because I didn't like how he said things thar. *squints at supernatural*
Aaaaaaand... of course there's a commercial so I have to wait for the answer. Of course.
I don't want any muthafukkin twix! I want Sam to not do something stupid. Er. Stupider. Because he's talking all sorts a crazy about Dean and the baby being safe. Maybe Dean can raise the baby on his own.
I don't gotta do nuttin but be white and die, as Cely would say. C'mon, Dean, say it. I need that inna mah liiiiife.
Son of a bitch. Sam, did I not just say... Don't do anything stupid. Don't. And yet, here we are.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Sammy! The blood!
If he's the Boy King (is he still?) shouldn't he be immune to anything Croatoan like? Is this croatoan-like or am I being crazy?
That dude died like a fish flopping around.
Show! Show! You're fucking killing me!
Ok. I give in. Just make Dean hold the baby so I can hear the explosion of a thousand women's ovaries at once. (*BOOM!* I felt a disturbance in the force, as if a million souls were crying out... Nah, that was just the ovaries...)
God damn, I'm fucking funny!
I have to go to work and thank Rich for giving me Wednesday's off. Because this is so worth it. So, so worth it. I can't even.
I'm still laughing about Crowley with tits.
Aw, poo. Tits party is over.
Daddy's home! I'd love it if John Winchster would say that.
The Darkness is something Daddy demons threaten toddler demons with to eat their vegetables. I bet Daddy demons also threaten baby demons with demon!Dean, cuz, man.... he's badass.
In the cage? Did they mention THE CAGE? *squee* Is all good! *claps*
Metatron escaped? Whaaat?
"I don't understand." That should be on a t-shirt.
Who still has gas pumps like that?
She doesn't know what to do! But Deen does! Give him the baby!!!!
Shit, Sammy, show us your neck you moose motherfucker!
How is he going to find a cure? Is going to FOR SCIENCE for a cure? Because, yeah.
Is it wrong that Dean's probably definitely turned on by the Darkness? DID HE MAKE OUT WITH HER? HE TOTALLY DID, DIDNT HE? Oh, Deen, ur such a manwhore. Ilu so so much.
Dammit Sammy!
I TOLD YOU ASSHOLES TO GIVE THE BABY TO DEAN! Now his relationship with her is going to be all un-incestuousy. Srsly, Dean can't have a normal relationship. Maybe this one will be all bdsm. JUST GIVE DEEN THE BAYBEY!
Ok. I kinda loved that. Imma ride this bitch out and see where it takes me. Even though I'm massively uncool with het. SO UNCOOL WITH IT THAT I'M WRITING IT. *facepalm*