Bad Dates.

[placeslost]

Alright, I need some help. Anyone have any extra great bad date moments? I'm writing a short script about a girl who goes on a first date, and basically bad things happen the entire time. So what I need from you is some of the worst date moments you've ever had

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I have some good ones.

[clsmooth]

A male friend of mine was telling me how he went on a date with this girl and in the middle of the date she told him he had to leave because she was meeting another guy there. Apparently she didn't think it was at all rude or strange to schedule two dates on the same night AT THE SAME PLACE

Re: I have some good ones.

[placeslost]

I thought you were supposed to burp on a first date, to show your date you're "down to earth".

I've read a few of your past posts about the bed-wetting, funny stuff, well, unless you're the person it happens to.

[slimrob]

man, I've got nothing. Talk to your brother, man. You could write an entire movie based on his experiences alone.

[placeslost]

Oh, I've started writing that one, haven't gotten very far. It's a totally different story though. You make an appearance in it as well (at least in this early, seemingly deadlocked, stage).

I don't know when I'll get back to it.

the real reason we only have a salad

[alzyia]

once on a very bad first and last date, before our salads even arrived to the table, he had already told me about how he had been having threesomes with his best friend and his girlfriend and how his best friend wants to leave her for him and he's all just because i let you suck my dick doesn't mean i'm gay.

Re: the real reason we only have a salad

[placeslost]

WOW. That's crazy. I don't know that it really quite fits what I need, but it does spark an idea, which is pretty much the main point of this, it's like collective brainstorming basically.

It's probably fairly cliche, but basically what I'm going to do is have a girl (or possibly her friends) signing her up for a dating site, and as the profile is filled out, she imagines the guys it will attract, and then she'll change what she put down. So I need basically the bad cliche guy qualities that shine through on first dates. Basically she'll see a whole date happen as she fills out the profile, but it will be different "guys" that are each douchebags in their own way, if that makes sense.

[funniegerl]

ok

[placeslost]

Ugh, that's hideous AND hilarious. I truly did laugh out loud, hopefully you do too, now that it's in the past.

I'll have to look up that movie.

[slimrob]

That is a great fucking story. I love it.