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FIRST NAME: Rhonda Belle Jones
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes. My dad wanted to name me Rhonda, after “Help Me Rhonda” by the Beach Boys. And my middle name is fifth generation.
DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Only if they are shooting, and I am not searching.
WHICH FINGER IS YOUR FAVORITE? Middle; it is most distinct with a nub formed callous due to writing.
WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Mother’s Day.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? If I am not flailing, then sure. I like unicine.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I opt out on the lunch MEAT deal. Yea, but I’ll catch a fish any damn day!
YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? Shaggy Boombastik circa 1991, or an autographed Lil’ Romeo cd.
If YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Fuck yea. I own my life.
ARE YOU A DAREDEVIL? Let’s just state that I will try just about anything, scary or crazy. I have a few scares to prove so. But, a DAREDEVIL, well, that’s just a bit cliché.
HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? When secrets never really meant secrets, yes. But as an adult, and a true friend, nope. ZZzz That shit stays flat line, until you drop me another line, saying the cats out the bag.
DO LOOKS MATTER? Sadly for you, yes. Your chances were just shot down by fifty percent.
But I am flexiable, we all have our flaws.
HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I used to destroy. Full of hate, I would break and ruin. But, these days, I surf, draw, and create. I also like metal a lot. Go figure.
WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? 916 Santa Cruz Road, Cocoa Beach, Fl, 32931.
DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? 50/50, sometimes I am not trusting enough and others I am too much so. What a God awful mess I am in.
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? I liked Sand Art, my mokey, and my blue bike.
WHAT CLASS IN SCHOOL DO YOU THINK IS TOTALLY USELESS?
DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No. But, you’re reading this from where?
DO YOU USE SARCASM: Often, but not enough.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?? Like, the ones at a NEW FOUND GLORY CONCERT!! Yez, totally. And, then just ask Rachel about the others….
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Penis, face, hair, shoulders/calfs, personality, humor, individuality, openness.
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Rippin’ & Rhondita, both followed by my first name.
WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Damn straight. You paying? I am jumping.
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? I usually wear flip-flops, but the many pairs of shoes I do own, never come untied in the removal process.
DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE STRONG? In many ways, yes. Physically & emotionally.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? I very rarely eat it, but mostly, vanilla.
SHOE SIZE?: 9 1/2.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS? White, blue, green, black, brown.
HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? Four, in a jar. They were removed last summer one early morning calling for plenty of anethisia.