it's another "shit my dad says" post...

[plagueonwords]

Brother: You should avoid trans fats.
Me: Well, I went to Dunkin Donuts...
Brother: Oh you're so screwed
Me: No, that's the thing. It said NO TRANS FAT on the box!
Brother: Well legally corporations can say it has no calories or trans fats or cholesterol if it has less than five grams
Me: Seriously?
Dad: (interjects) Well, here in America, we have this

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[butonelove]

You know your fathers comments make me think of the random comments made by my senile great-great aunt at my pap's viewing. But she is 87, and didn't mention buzzwords she just got confused and walked away from conversations from time to time. The placement of his key phrases makes him seem like an action figure honestly, like Glenn Beck man, or perhaps, the Fox News Enthusiast, sold at your local wal*mart (the place for conservative savings).