Oh yes. Of course, none of that rings a bell for me. Honestly. Alasdair wasn't a bit like that....well, maybe a bit.....okay, a lot! I don't think I ever got compared to a ST character, though.
That reminds me of the story about the geek (or engineer) and the frog princess:
A geek was out walking in the Big Room (we have to visit there occasionally), and spotted a frog by the road. As he stopped, the frog spoke to him: "Hey, I'm really a princess and if you kiss me I'll be your girlfriend!"
The geek smiled, picked up the frog and instead of kissing it put it in his pocket and walked on.
After a while the frog spoke up from the pocket: "Hey, how about that kiss? I'll not only be your girlfriend, I'll do anything you want!"
The geek took the frog out, smiled at it again and put it back in his pocket. Frustrated, the frog princess asked: "What's wrong with you? I said I'll be your girlfriend and do ANYTHING you want!"
The geek took the frog out of his pocket and replied: "Look, lots of people have girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool and will impress the heck out of the other guys!"
Another geek jokejrmtNovember 25 2005, 12:23:56 UTC
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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[EXITS SINGING: "Doo, doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo..." AND MAKING WW2 BOMBER NOISES.]
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A geek was out walking in the Big Room (we have to visit there occasionally), and spotted a frog by the road. As he stopped, the frog spoke to him: "Hey, I'm really a princess and if you kiss me I'll be your girlfriend!"
The geek smiled, picked up the frog and instead of kissing it put it in his pocket and walked on.
After a while the frog spoke up from the pocket: "Hey, how about that kiss? I'll not only be your girlfriend, I'll do anything you want!"
The geek took the frog out, smiled at it again and put it back in his pocket. Frustrated, the frog princess asked: "What's wrong with you? I said I'll be your girlfriend and do ANYTHING you want!"
The geek took the frog out of his pocket and replied: "Look, lots of people have girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool and will impress the heck out of the other guys!"
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"Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
"Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes
probably wouldn't have fit."
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Fancy mentioning Babylon 5 under Trek!!
:-)
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