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[plaidskirtsrule]

I'm going to tell you a tale. This particular tale is one which occurred today at work. Do not confuse it for an allegory in regards to globalism. It is not.

Comments

[oreochippewa]

My mom did call me today bitching about some nerdy bookstore worker....

[plaidskirtsrule]

You're black, not mexican. And if your mom had come in, there would have probably been a big fuss because people would have mistaken her for Michael Jackson.

[venal]

You should have taken her up to the music section then kicked her down the stairs.

[plaidskirtsrule]

Yeah, but with her bum knee I would have had to endure an elevator ride with her and it wouldn't have been worth it.

...Well, maybe.

[blind_guy]

Ha^3

Classic.

[plaidskirtsrule]

I bet with our combined efforts we could write a story full of amazing customers in the retail world.

[blind_guy]

I've actually had this idea for a book for a while now. It takes place in a gorcery store during a terrorist attack and follows a teenager through a 13 hour day but the book would examine a bunch of other characters, similar to Trainspotting.

[plaidskirtsrule]

That would be pretty neat. I always thought about what I would do if terrorists decided to attack Farmer Jack for some reason. It usually ended with me forcing the back door open and then fleeing the scene in a shopping cart.

[jkeef2001]

good story. I hear the seahawks are going to lose on sunday. it might just be a rumor though.

[plaidskirtsrule]

I heard a rumor that the Seahawks ended slavery and that you're ugly.

[chamberk]

GO STEELERS

[deafandblind]

i concur with this statement.

[gtv42]

Every customer knows that stores don't actually want to sell anything. Inventory becomes such a hassle that way. If you intend to buy something, you have to trick the employees into revealing its secret hiding place.