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[plaidskirtsrule]

Okay, sooooo. Here is everything that happened to me while I was in Chicago over the weekend. As always, I didn't bother to edit it and worked on it while paying attention to lots of other things. It took me almost 24 hours to actually finish. I used to pad so that these things would be longer but now I don't even have to try and it ends up being

Comments

[plaidskirtsrule]

You write a lot but have nothing to say.

[gtv42]

Darnit if I hadn't read all that I could have had First Post.

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Second Post!

[plaidskirtsrule]

I don't think my comments actually count so I will give you credit for first post.

[gtv42]

I don't need your fucking pity.

[venal]

It was a Civic.

Lila has this to say: "i wasn't intimidated by his personage (or at least not more than any other stranger ever). i was intimidated by the fact that your best palzie might hate me. but you can let him continue to think i cower in fear of his awesomeness."

I think she's in denial. She was totally intimidated by your personage. Honestly, who wouldn't be?

[plaidskirtsrule]

Anyone who has ever seen me?

[gtv42]

My mental image of you is permently entangled with that of calzones.

And you can take that to the bank.

[plaidskirtsrule]

What bank?

[turnerwashere]

you're so fucking hilarious

[plaidskirtsrule]

Thank you for stroking my ego. That is just what I need!

[oreochippewa]

I love how you like to post once a month, then boost your comment total by replying to each and every person, thereby making it look like you're extremely popular and everyone is just waiting in anticipation for your next great post.

What's that you say?

I'm adding another post to your rediculous count?

Oh. FUCK.

[turnerwashere]

I shall reply to your comment to add yet another tally on this post.

[plaidskirtsrule]

Yeah, that is pretty funny, isn't it? I'm the king of the internet.