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[plaidskirtsrule]

What is this? A second LiveJournal entry from me in less than a week? Just trying to bring a small amount of joy into your lives, dear friends

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[venal]

You left out the part where you punched me in the boob.

[plaidskirtsrule]

This was about my new relationship with a kangaroo. Trying to make it about you just goes how self-absorbed human females are. This is why I've given up dating them.

[penguinavenger]

your kangaroo exhibit is way more pimp than ours is. i'm jealous.

[plaidskirtsrule]

I don't remember much of anything about your zoo other than the pandas. From what I can remember, a lot of the stuff at yours was a lot newer, but we've made a lot of improvements on ours and kangaroo and polar bear exhibits are totally rad. One day I will work out a scheme which will involve you and Kyle being in Michigan and we will go to the zoo and have lots of fun.

[chamberk]

ME: You should have sex with Gayle.
PAUL: Ew. Sorry, but liking musicals is about as gay as I get.

[plaidskirtsrule]

You have no proof that I said that.

[plaidskirtsrule]

Though, I will admit I said that. Gayle is gross.