Blow Out the Coroner

[plainapple]

Blow Out the Coroner
Author: plainapple
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Woody/OFC, OFC/Other
Wordcount: 1,166
Warning: Het, Het, Het, Het, Disturbing Het, Het 
Disclaimer: This is fan fiction, I make no claims to the copyright ownership of Psych or to its characters.
Any resemblance to other persons, living or dead, especially if they’re original female

Comments

[plainapple]

It doesn't count if they're all from the same two people! This story had three commenters; you, janedavitt, and dlasta - who commented saying she couldn't read it.

I might not deny my het talent, but I think you're still the only one who sees raw sexual power in this scenario.

[plainapple]

It's the most popular fic on the internets and everyone wants a piece of Woody.

[plainapple]

I'm not sure what she meant by 17, but we're both working hard on our FOD resident census. There's only 12 on each of our FOD's, but there's no limit, you can have just as many people as you can manage.

There's a template!

Resident Name:
Habitat Includes:
Primary Island Responsibilities: 
Favorite Resident to Top:
Why:
Favorite Resident to Bottom For: 
Why:
Least Favorite Resident:
Why:
Favorite place to FOD:

It's a very complicated process. Psych wise, repeats are fine! For example, both Ccnut and I picked up Lassie, Mary, Buzz, and Hornstock. I got Ewing, but no one's chose C. Thomas Howell, and I think that's a pity.

[plainapple]

True story: I just, over thanksgiving, watched that CM episode (with my mom, she likes that show. I don't mind it. Spencer Reid is pretty cute.) and at one point she said something about how it was weird that C. TH didnt kill Hotch and I said something like, "He's just got conflicted feelings now that they've had knife sex." and she was all, "Eww!", and I was all, "What? That was the whole point of this episode!"

It's very complicated. I'm making a spreadsheet.

Yes! As overseer it's your job to ensure maximum F'ing, minimum D'ing, and to moderate disputes - preferably through threesomes.