THERE ARE NO LIES IN THIS COMMUNITY.
Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (10/10)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviantRating: NC-17 (this section is NC-17 ( Read more... )
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviantRating: NC-17 (this section is NC-17 ( Read more... )
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And thanks for finishing this part. If you don't finish the next, I definitely won't hold it against you :D.
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Okay, so, I'm so sorry about last night, I went to lay down for an hour at seven thirty last night, and then did not wake until my alarm went off. Oops.
I'm a little surprised at how much of the sexy (um, if you'd call it that) stuff I wrote. I forgot about that!! Go Team Me!!!!
BUT LET'S GET TO THE GOOD STUFF, aka, everything you wrote, ESPECIALLY the ending. Oh my god oh my god oh my god. I mean, OBVIOUSLY I knew how it ends since we plotted it together, but still, amaaaaaazing. THE GHOST OF SARA SURI WHATEVER THAT KID'S NAME WAS. AMAZING. And I second dudski's LOL ZOMBIE CRUISE!!!!!
Writing this with you was awesome, and I'm glad that we at least finished it to this extent. You will always be my favorite writing partner ever, girl. YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE! ♥
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You rule the school like Zack Morris!
WHATEVER THAT KID'S NAME WAS.
LOLRENAMING!
I'm glad that we at least finished it to this extent.
Ugh, ME TOO. Now that this isn't hanging over my head, I can move on to more pressing matters, like - um, working while at my job? And harassing you helping you work on your next EPIC RPF ADVENTURE!
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Jason is so much more fucked up than Logan. (And re-watching season 1, I never thought I'd say that. Well, no ... after rereading the first nine chapters of this, maybe I did.)
But. OH MY GOODNESS IT WAS THRILLING AND FINAL. And seriously, thank you both for finishing. I know there was some severe disillusionment with the third season of the show, but RPF involving crazy Scientologists is just so full of awesome separate from VM.
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"And so have I, which is precisely why we should be together. De-traumatizing. When a baby monkey is abandoned, they put a fake mother monkey into the incubator with it to - hug - and stuff. I'm his monkey."
Aww. If only. I very much like your KB. The joys of good RPF.
"Have mercy."
Jesus or Uncle Jesse? I think UNCLE JESSE.
I have the reading comprehension skills of a 4th grader, so at first I thought it was KRAZY!JASON in the epilogue. And then I wondered why he had long teeth. And then I thought maybe he was in Moonlight make-up. And then I realized it was Tom Cruise. There is a detailed description of my entire thought process, sad as it may be.
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HA HA HA HA HA.
Jesus or Uncle Jesse? I think UNCLE JESSE.
Actually, a Time Traveler's Wife shoutout. BUT UNCLE JESSE IS WAY FUNNIER. LET'S GO WITH THAT FROM NOW ON!
I have the reading comprehension skills of a 4th grader, so at first I thought it was KRAZY!JASON in the epilogue.
No, no, you were SUPPOSED to think it was KRAZY!JASON for a little while, at least until the whole NO BLOOD LOLCARCINOGENS part came in. You have the reading comprehension skills of at LEAST a fifth grader, I promise!
TY FOR READING, BB!
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I thought so!! Henry says to Claire, yes? I was a ridiculous Full House fan back in the day, so I was surprised that I immediately thought of that book instead.
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