fic: Tom Cruise Must Die (6/??) (KB, JD, JJ, KH, others)

Aug 23, 2006 21:47

Title: Tom Cruise Must Die (6/?)
Cast: Kristen Bell. Jason Dohring. Joshua Jackson. With sundry guest stars of the CW and Scientology variety!
Authors: buffyx & missdeviant
Rating: NC-17 (this section is NC-17)
Notes/Warnings: Rule number one of VM RPS: Do not talk about VM RPS. Not to the actors, anyway. It's just not cool, and DEFINITELY NOT AT ALL FUNNY, OKAY? ( Read more... )

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buffyx August 24 2006, 12:15:52 UTC
The Tom Cruise/Paramount thing is HILARIOUS. I really think his career has taken a huge, huge hit.

Thanks for commenting!

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buffyx August 24 2006, 12:16:33 UTC
The credit for that should be afforded to the sharp wit of missdeviant. I loved it too.

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andrielle August 24 2006, 03:22:06 UTC
Hee! An update... awesome!!! I loved it, yes the wait was long but JD/KB sex? So fucking worth the wait. It was freakin hot!

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buffyx August 24 2006, 12:17:23 UTC
Thank you!! Glad you enjoyed!

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silverstars August 24 2006, 03:49:20 UTC
1) Gods and Monsters, is this ever unsanitary.

I WISH I KNEW WHY THIS MADE ME CRACK UP REALLY HARD. It might have something to do with the fact that I only got two hours of sleep last night and am a little loopy right now.

CRAZY SAUCE FOR THE WIN! Oh, and the sex, yeah that was pretty awesome too.

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buffyx August 24 2006, 12:17:58 UTC
CRAZY SAUCE is amazing, I cannot even make this shit up. It's goldddddd.

Thank you for the feedback!!

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treatyoself August 24 2006, 03:58:29 UTC
Yayayay! This fic seriously ALWAYS brightens my day. Thank you!

Favorite bits:

For Jason she’ll bend like a reed in the wind. She wants him to shape her, carve her, play her like a flute.

HOT.

Best dialogue:

"So, is that what the kids call a quickie?" Kristen quips.

Jason bows his knees and presses his nose to hers. "Later I'll show you my slowie."

OMG, sooo adorable. I can actually totally see Logan snarking that one out. Loveit.

Tied with:

"Yes, as a matter of fact," she comments, red-faced but chin tipped up defiantly, "and-for the record-- it was awesome. True story."And of course I, too, loved the crazy sauce-ness. It made me LOL. :) Oh, and I also loved the phrase "A sexy, Jason-shaped weight." Rawr ( ... )

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buffyx August 24 2006, 12:19:21 UTC
Heeeeeeee! Thank you for the awesome comments!

I think Sex on a Plane is about = to Snakes on a Plane.

And dude, Fall Out Boy + Ready to Run = classic. I mean, it just VIDS ITSELF.

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