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[planetpiss]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1

I WOK UP WIT A GIGANTIC PAAR OF TITTIEESSSSS!!! TEY RIPED THE ARMPITS OUTTA MY SHEERT! MY FAVORITE SHEEERT!

OH FUCK MY HOG IS GONE1!!!111 ARGH.

IMMA KIL DAT GEEEN BITCH! TUS SUCKS SO MUC!!! ARGHGHGGH1!

AT LEST TAT BRRAA FUUGIKO GAVE ME IS USFUL NOW

GONNA KIL MYSELF BUT CANT CUT SELF ROUND GIGANT BOOOBS!!111 ;[

Comments

[honkytonkalice]

...Oh dear God... How are you even standing?

[judgementok]

I'm sorry but all I can do at this point is stare and laugh. AND STARE some more. That is incredible.

[imdeepthroat]

...I...there are no words.

[cerealsmasher]

WHY EVERYONE HAS BIGGER BOOBS THAN ME?! Hate been a teen!