You're groove is so ..tight.

[planetwho]

Inside Joooookes:

Deanna: Where do guys who wear girl pants put their penises?
Sean: We unscrew them. We have a special pocket for that.

Me: What would be my pirate hooker name?
Sam: D ..ii.. anaa. Diianaa. Diiiiiieee ....aannnAAA!!!

I Can't Remember Anything Love,
Diana Banana.

Comments

[tequilax16__]

Pirate hooker name, huh?

One-armed Jake!

[betweenlights]

I miss being in your livejournaaaaall.

-Hanh

[planetwho]

Remind me of the funny things you say. I don't remember any of them.

[_alabelleetoile]

You used to dominate this journal, son.

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN BIRTHDAY. =]