Inside Jokes from Today:

Kathy: It's still going!

Fifi: Yeah, she's nice. Except when she wishes death upon Austin.

Hanh: Maybe she got ubdupted.
Me: ...abducted?

Me: Why is everyone writing on me?!?

Fire Love,
Diana Banana.

Inside Joke from Today:

Lani: I remember when gum was a nickel.
Me: [ten seconds later] Oooh! AHAHA! I thought you meant like, gum. Was. A nickel. Not the cost.
Lani: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[And because Sean AND Hanh AND Fifi weren't in school today, nothing else funny happened.]

Arghaflarg Love,
Diana Banana.

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