() go out with me ( Read more... )

Inside Jokes from Today:[English] Mrs. Shavel: Like, if Dave's house was hit by lightning and he and his whole family died, and Austin lived next door and lived, the Greeks would say Dave angered the gods ( Read more... )

Inside Jokes from Today:'Fillmore Forever! And never again.' --Mr. Bleakley. In History ( Read more... )

Inside Jokes from All This Weekend:'5 lines down, about 14 baGILLion left to go!' --Emily. At my house ( Read more... )

This is the worst holiday in the history of the world.

But Happy Thanksgiving.

For what it's worth.

Dog Love,
Diana Banana.

Inside Jokes from Yesterday:

[English] Emily: Who the hell are the Hubbles?
Me: I dunno.
Emily: I don't care about the Hubbles!
Me: Yeah, well, the Hubbles care about you!

[English] HIGHLIGHTER. <-- What's written on the highlighter. In case you didn't know ( Read more... )

the adventures of chlamydia.
by hanh and diana.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Chlamydia. One day, she decided to find Turkey. As in the country. This was a problem, however, as she lived in Ohio. So Chlamydia set off with a bucket of fish from Ohio and met a boy named Flash. She asked him where Turkey was. He said, “...”. It turned out ( Read more... )

Inside Jokes from Today:[to Kathy, in Ryan's seat] 'Wow, Ryan... how you've changed.' --Mr. Bleakley. In History ( Read more... )

Inside Jokes from Yesterday:'Look! You!! It's YOU! Eric's MOM!! LOOK!!!' --Aimee. During the Firedrill ( Read more... )

Inside Jokes from Whenever:'Yeah, well, gay them!!' --Kathy. On the phone ( Read more... )