in my defense, i would rather be writing than watching tv, or smoking...

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on quitting smoking…

i have now replaced nicotine with lollipops,

whiskey and vodka, occasionally vino.

the doctors told me i was adding a couple

months to my life, extra money in my pocket.

the benefits, they said would outweigh the addiction;

a pity now that i was hit by a bus on the way home.

how i hate my roommates: a sunday night

so

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i am so cool.

thanks

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i try. and you are betty ford to my clinic.

thanks

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i try. and you are betty ford to my clinic.