Honestly though, you have pulled off some lines/situations...You're only weakness? Sandals. Motherfucking Sandals. It's a shame most of these people haven't seen your 'best of...' moments, because some of that shit is legendary.
Speaking of which, my dad was explaining who you were to his girlfriend, and he said, "He's the kinda guy that could sell ice to an eskimo, and make a pass at the eskimo's wife at the same time." I was cracking up.
Okay, okay. Not cool that I completely missed this post...
Anyway, being in a similar situation and merely a closet geek not a complete public one(see: guy with pointy red hat on his avatar), I am damn glad to hear about this. The quick switch from limbus mode("omg voke, omg coin drop, omg homamamamu") to date mode(Can't think of a better played line than the one you dropped) requires extreme concentration ... no, not {Focus}....
Great line but don't you dare start thinking that you are any better than us bar hooker-uper only types! 'Grats.
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Honestly though, you have pulled off some lines/situations...You're only weakness? Sandals. Motherfucking Sandals. It's a shame most of these people haven't seen your 'best of...' moments, because some of that shit is legendary.
Speaking of which, my dad was explaining who you were to his girlfriend, and he said, "He's the kinda guy that could sell ice to an eskimo, and make a pass at the eskimo's wife at the same time." I was cracking up.
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Anyway, being in a similar situation and merely a closet geek not a complete public one(see: guy with pointy red hat on his avatar), I am damn glad to hear about this. The quick switch from limbus mode("omg voke, omg coin drop, omg homamamamu") to date mode(Can't think of a better played line than the one you dropped) requires extreme concentration ... no, not {Focus}....
Great line but don't you dare start thinking that you are any better than us bar hooker-uper only types! 'Grats.
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