...There arose such a clatter

[plasmad]

So last Wednesday I'm lounging on the couch, it was about 3am, and I hear this thundering boom followed by a clatter. I guessed mom had fallen and taken something heavy with her, like the bureau mirror or something. She was asleep when I checked on her. The room was in order. I checked the kitchen and bathroom, all okay. Could I have drifted off

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[deven_science]

What the fuck?

Someone came u pto your window, sprayed in te crack to fuck with you, and then sprayed a bit as he ran away, dropping the extinguisher. Because he sprayed as he was running away, his footsteps were covered up by fresh spray. This is my guess.

Either way, someone was a complete bully and asshole to two older ladies. What a fuckwad.

[plasmad]

Because it seemed unfathomable to me that anyone could be such a fuckwad, I asked several customers if it was possible the extinguisher could have become self-propelled as a result of the near-freezing temperatures we've had. My thought being; maybe the thing was lying in a pile of scrap metal in the neighboring lot (and not very far from my window)....one of several piles of catagorized junk that Rod the Handyman left out there after tearing down the burned-out house. Plus, it obviously hit that wall with a lot of force.

Well, cold extinguishers don't fly, and Rod assured me there wasn't one in his heap of metals anyway.

I have to conclude such fuckwads do exist. :(

[plasmad]

So, does an extinguisher spray only while someone is depressing the release? If so, then the intent was to fill my room with chemicals.

Jeezuz.

A few of my customers told me I should report this to the police department. I probably should.