With regard to the recent advertisement for a meaningless short-term fling, it has come to my attention that some clarification on the post may be required
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The successful applicant will have: A bottom (sorry, Ariel the Little Mermaid, try Stremmy) check A residence in/near Cork or suitable transport check- i have a selection of lurve nests to choose from A sense of humour comparable to my own (you see Kieran - you're well in here) check A love of making tea and toast especially the former, check A non-crappy taste in music check A lack of being a bitch mmm...check
Included in the application must be: A recent photo of you (tastefulness optional) A letter of recommendation from your last employer/fling An appropriate justification for the ending of your last employment/fling A mystery present for me (this will not be returnable)
In addition, it may be noted that very close - no, no, very close - relationships with female friends is not a necessity but will be of great benefit. check
Don't forget the 4 inclusions listed, they'll have to be in the application envelope / parcel / cargo container.
I wish you the best.
Plassey Minstrel Inc is an equal opportunities fling and does not discriminate on the basis of race, colour, sex, sexual orientation or any of that malarkey. It does, however, disriminate on the grounds of having a bottom or otherwise.
Yes I think that would be allowed, as long as you don't tell me. It has to be a mystery. Thankfully I have no idea what I'm talking about so you're safe enough.
I haven't decided on the format of the application form yet but I'll let you know if and when one is designed. Thankfully my work involves dealing with the documentation system so I'm used to making official documents.
However applicants are invited to choose their method of application if not filling out the application form . These methods of application can include, but not are not limited to, letters, hugging, "hugging", and further mystery presents.
These "applications" have to clearly state that the author wishes to apply, right? Like...I'm not automatically an applicant just for writing you, right?
And I don't think I'll be choosing to follow in Neil's path...I'll stick to my (unsuccessful) method. ;)
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Oh, Neil! How I miss you (and the rest of you crazy Irishpeeps)! T__________________T
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Miss you too!
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A bottom (sorry, Ariel the Little Mermaid, try Stremmy)
check
A residence in/near Cork or suitable transport
check- i have a selection of lurve nests to choose from
A sense of humour comparable to my own (you see Kieran - you're well in here)
check
A love of making tea and toast
especially the former, check
A non-crappy taste in music
check
A lack of being a bitch
mmm...check
Included in the application must be:
A recent photo of you (tastefulness optional)
A letter of recommendation from your last employer/fling
An appropriate justification for the ending of your last employment/fling
A mystery present for me (this will not be returnable)
In addition, it may be noted that very close - no, no, very close - relationships with female friends is not a necessity but will be of great benefit.
check
now...can i have a go?
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Don't forget the 4 inclusions listed, they'll have to be in the application envelope / parcel / cargo container.
I wish you the best.
Plassey Minstrel Inc is an equal opportunities fling and does not discriminate on the basis of race, colour, sex, sexual orientation or any of that malarkey. It does, however, disriminate on the grounds of having a bottom or otherwise.
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*amanda
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However applicants are invited to choose their method of application if not filling out the application form . These methods of application can include, but not are not limited to, letters, hugging, "hugging", and further mystery presents.
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And I don't think I'll be choosing to follow in Neil's path...I'll stick to my (unsuccessful) method. ;)
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