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First of all bitch, tell me your:
Name: Kaitlyn
Age: 17
Location: Michigan, Middle of the Mitten
Status: Single
Size: 3ish
Occupation: student
Grade: 12th
About you:
How would you describe yourself: fun-loving, sincere, intelligent, opinionated
How would others describe you: popular, short-tempered, talented, pretty, loving, generous, cranky in the mornings, adventurous
Would you be friends with yourself if you were someone else: I would date me if I was a guy ;-) I would be friends with me...but I wouldn't hang out with me in the morning.
What is your dream job: Owner of a Hotel & Resort
What does your LJ name mean: Nickname my family gave me when I was about four for being so cranky in the morning
Your most embarrassing moment: I called my boyfriend and started talking dirty to him over the phone and he had picked it up on Speakerphone. His mom and dad were both in the room.
What's the meanest thing that's ever done to you by someone else: Well, if my boyfriend had done it on purpose, the above thing would have been the meanest. But I think the meanest was at school last year. We had a contest to see who could go on a trip to Paris and everyone who wanted a place had to submit a application and a check for the down payment. I was sick on the day you had to turn in the money so I gave my best friend my check. She never turned it in and I was disqualified.
Why are you:
loved: because I love others. Because I'm envied. Because I'm lovable.
Hated: because I hate them. Because I have what they don't. Because I am what they aren't.
Feared: I'm mean. I speak out. I know a lot of secrets and people don't want to cross me. I'm not afraid of people, and that freaks people out.
What do you think about:
Gay marriages: My religion is very clear about gay marriages and homosexuality being wrong and I don't believe that homosexuality is the right choice to make. But I believe that people do make that choice, and that love is love...no matter what. To deny people the right to express that love in a legal way, to have families, to have benefits is cruel. I don't believe we should be in the business of regulating love. Now or ever.
Teenage pregnancy: I think this is one the biggest problems facing teenagers today. Adults believe that it's a small problem, or that it doesn't happen to their kids, or in their neighborhoods. They're wrong. Kids under 18 are getting pregnant all over, in every city, in every nationality, and in every economic range. It's not the end of the world. It's not a reason to hate or shun a person...but it is a life changer. It's going to make everything in your life different. We need to have more funding and more education about what life is like for teenage mothers. The hardships, the humiliation, and the humiliation.
Abortion: I believe that every life is important. Good people, bad people, people I hate, and even people I can't see. I believe that life starts at conception and when you have an abortion you kill a baby. On the other hand, I believe that there are far more important things to handle in America than this. I don't think we need laws to make it illegal or punish those who make this choice. It's their choice and I would rather them make a safe legal choice than doing something in back alley.
Drugs/Alcohol: I'm tired of people. Like this is the only way to compensate for your pathetic lives? You don't know how to party without loading up on crap before? I'm sorry, but I'm able to party, to hang out, to have friends, and to have a good time without needing drugs or alcohol. Drugs are a stupid and useless way to kill yourself. To sound cliched...just say no. If you are an adult and you want to drink...go ahead, ruin your liver. Just don't expect to party with me. And don't drive. I don't need your Friday night bender messing up my new car.
Capital Punishment: I am normally a pacifist, but there are sometimes when I think that punishments deserve crime. Scott Peterson...fry him. The lady who killed the pregnant lady and then cut out her baby...fry her.
Burn:
your best friend: She's a nice girl...if by nice you mean completely fake. She's got so many faces that I don't even know if her mom knows who she really is.
Someone you hate: Jamie Cleary- the 4"5 freak at school. Sorry kid. You seem like a nice person and all, but you are shorter than my dog. You should seriously think about going after guys instead of girls...you are in better position to do them some good rather than me. By the way...don't wear shorts. They make you look like a 6 year old surfer. An pimplely 6 year old surfer.
Someone you love: My brother is such a poser. From his labeled clothes to his perfect white $90 shoes to his pimped out ride. He tries to be such a player, but deep down he's just a geek little sheep buying the same songs everyone else is buying. That player attitude, bro? Drop it like it's hawt!
2 celebs of your choice: Lindsay Lohan. I love her to death, but don't come out and make a big deal about how lip synching sucks and then do it yourself! If you have a sore throat...don't sing. Don't pretend to sing. If you can't hack it...don't go out and say you do. You looked worse than Asslee. At least she left the stage!
Paris Hilton: WTF?!?! Who are you and why are you on my tv? You were a fugly girl about 3 minutes ago and now you are polluting my airwaves with "This is so hot" "That's hot" "He's pretty hot". Go back to the hotel, ask Daddy for some cash and go to school. Maybe there they will teach you how to speak more than three words at a time.
Make or break:
A dirty secret that no knows: My gym teacher, Mr. Rams, jerks off under the bleachers during the boys gymnast class.
What is the bitchiest thing that you've ever done: I poured hot candle wax on this girls chair during prom when she dissed my dress. When she sat down it ruined her dress.
Why should you be accepted: Because you want me ;-) I'm smart, I promote well and I burn like nobody's business.
How did you find us: Promo in the daily show community
Show the link that you promoted in 3 good places: http://www.livejournal.com/community/poems/
http://www.livejournal.com/users/livehisjoy/
http://www.livejournal.com/community/poems_long_ones/
At least 4 clear pics of yourself so we know that you're not ugly. ( one must be a full body pic)
