Lessons in Public Etiquette. Addressed to Nobody.

[plastic_penguin]

Kelly is such a bitch. She's always talking about me behind my back, and she's so damn short. I've never liked her. Never. And she's always doing that...that...VAPA thing. She's like some kind of alien or something. Or...um...something. Yeah. Anyway, she's way shorter than me, and that means that I'm cooler.

Have a nice day.

Comments

[aboyder]

hey hey hey. don't hate us because we're short. hate us because we're bitches. hahaha

[plastic_penguin]

No worries. You'll see what's what in a second or so.