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[plastic_spastic]

Some scruffy looking loser spilled his drink all over my Mother's new robes today. I don't think that I've ever seen her head get so red when she told him off. He was so rude and he smelled like bacon and maple syrup

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[donttelldaddy]

...bacon and maple syrup?

[plastic_spastic]

Like he rolled in his breakfast.

[donttelldaddy]

I can't say much for bacon, but there's plenty of worse things to smell like than maple. I actually like it.

[plastic_spastic]

I guess it's okay for like a woodsy smell, but I honestly don't know how people leaving smelling like that combination.