Fuck Marry Kill

[plasticbags]

Friends, It's that time to play our favorite game, "Fuck, Marry, Kill" where there are three people you know or don't know and choose to marry, kill or fuck them. Please comment your answers and also make some up for me to play it's good to keep everyone on the same level of desire, lack there of)

Comments

[destroy666]

You obviously don't marry Tom Cruise. I'd kill him. I can't think of any movie he was in that really mattered that much to me.
You fuck Scarlett Johansson because while she's not quite hot or cute, she's good looking.
And you mary Andrew W.K. because he's just a nice guy.

OJ Simpson, Ron Peterson, Robert Blake

Gandhi, Buddha, Jesus

Paul, Mark, John

Hitler, Manson, the dude from Jonestown

herpes, syphilis, ghonneria (which isn't in LJ's spell check)

[plasticbags]

Yeah, I would marry AWK because he cares about people, is fun and also handsome.

ok

damn!
these are hard!
you are pushing the limits, I like it.

Kill-Ron Peterson (cause I think he really killed his wife)
Fuck-OJ (cause he used to play football?)
Marry-Robert (cause I guess he didn't kill his wife)

Next one is Easy
Marry Gandhi ( i love those diapers!)
Kill Buddha (so he won't suffer a heart attack)
Fuck Jesus (I love a man with a beard)

I will ignore the next set

I like how you keep the choices on an even playing field
Fuck-Hilter (I need to find out if he had one ball)
Marry Manson (I like S&M reletionships)
Kill Brian Jones (He tricked people, that's not nice)

Kill-Herpes (Painful and Ugly)
Fuck-Syphilis (Its sexy to fuck someone that can make you crazy if you are with them for too long)
Marry -gonorrhea (Its cureable and then we can have a normal relationship)

[sherrisauce]

i would kill them all. i'd kill tom twice for kicks, then i'd fuck scarlett. nah! just teasing. i'd kill tom, never get married and fuck scarlett.

[plasticbags]

excellent!