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A few nights ago I had a dream that me and all my friends were on a train. We were all looking out the window and pointing out the beautiful things on the landscape. Each tree was amazing and each little cow was the cutest. Then in my gaze I saw something running. I put my glasses on and I saw what it was. It was a chewbaca horse galloping with a ( Read more... )

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Kevin got me into Patty Hearst

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so i am at work alllllll alone today again!
i just had some of the best cafe ever and also took the best shit.
now i am going to pump out the jams and bill out those reimbursables!

hey, how come i didn't realize that next monday is free!!!

I want to go somewhere!!!!
I Can leave Saturday Afternoon and return Monday night....

Where should I go?

beach was nice.
the ball was hard. let's grunt.
brown rice sushi? i accept.
i wished for some crabs but no

hanging out on the aim when i hear tires screeching and then a huge plump plump plump...i don't know where it came from exactly....could have been from 95 ( Read more... )