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Today I made a difficult decision. Have a mental break down or face an angry Mr Burt at 9am (which will feel like 8 am) tomorrow morning. 
Naturally I chose the later and am therefore going to bed shortly after writting this post.

For mothers day I made my mummy a card with a bright orange flower in the middle & then pealed some potatoes, chopped

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[bearish]

Lmao this reminded me of a site some1 showed me today...

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to."

God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don't have time for nonsense..."

Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

God said, "An arm and a leg..."

Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

[plasticcups]

(hehe) *EVIL STARE!*

[bearish]

It's not like i agree with it! (p.s. i know im a spaz...)

[plasticcups]

haha fool. I duno though a rib is quite alot (blate we women are worth it :D and the arm & the leg)

[funky_frank]

cutest.icon.ever.

[plasticcups]

hehe I KNOW :D

[rynoandtheduck]

Awwww xxx
That joke is very mean .........
xxx

[plasticcups]

i think its becasue you werent here so I became the sexist one :s (& the joke is awesome!) xxxxxxxx