Lol why the fuck would i come up with one of those when A) it never works and B) New Years is for drinking, if I wanna make a resolution I'll do it anyday anytime ( Read more... )

I'm sitting home right now on a friday night because I am too scared to go out and do anything risky. I am too scared to get in trouble again. This fucking sucks is all I can think of. I fought the law and the law won to let you all in on my life. I can't poke smot anymore and it is absolutely killing me because pot was to me what happy pills are ( Read more... )

i stayed up all night to write my 7 page acting paper and to memorize my poems that i had to recite for my final today. I thought i knew it front to back until i stood in front of the class and completely froze. My mind went absolutely blank and i just sat there for a couple of minutes and couldn't get a single thing to go in my head. My teacher ( Read more... )

so me and 2 of my roomates paige and kristin get in the elevator and as we get on one guy gets off. 2 guys are already on the elevator and there is a huge tv box in the middle of the elevator. we ask whose it is and they say that they thought it was the guys who just got off ( Read more... )

Today I signed to get my apartment for next year. I'm excited.

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so today is sunday. And I'm not gonna lie this weekend was filled with so much alcohol. I was drunk for about 2 days straight with a couple of sober spots in between. We started on friday at oh....12 noon. thats fine (side note: Paige is fucking hilarious trashed. drink with her sometime.) and didnt stop until oh saturday night at about 2 in the ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA! LAURA! LAURA!

GIRL.....YA'LL BETTER WATCH SOME PORN FOR ME.

I've been in a weird mood lately, and for the most part the only time im truly having a good time is when im high or drunk. The truth is though that I'm lonely. I'm surrounded by good people. I love all 3 of my roomates but I just can't explain enough how much I miss you. I'll buy your food. I'll buy your gas. I'll buy your alcohol. I'll smoke you ( Read more... )

( This is how bored I am )