I just decided I wanted to do one of those itunes meme things, so I stole one from myself.
1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Travelin' Prayer" - Billy Joel
Interpretation: Uh...iTunes...thinks I like to travel?
2. What do my friends really think of me?
"Pressure" - Billy Joel
Interpretation: Aw. My friends think I can't handle pressure? That sucks, but they are entirely correct.
3. How can I make people like me more?
"Love and Some Verses" - Iron & Wine
Interpretation: People would like me more if I wrote love songs. Apparently.
4. What does my crush truly think of me?
"That's What You Gotta Do" - the Touch
Interpretation: Come on iTunes, you could do so much better than that. Uhhh my crush...wants to do me. There.
5. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Atlas" - Battles
Interpretation: lololololol
6. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"What I Have Left" - Mike Bones
Interpretation: lol bones.
7. Will I ever have children?
"Dani California" - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Interpretation: Dani California will be my child.
8. Do you know where your children are?
"The Luckiest" - Ben Folds
Interpretation: Apparently I do not know where they are, but I am lucky to have them. My hypothetical children.
9. What should I do with my life?
"Amazing Journey" - the Who
Interpretation: Well that sounds AWESOME.
10. Will I have a happy life?
"Million Faces" - Paolo Nutini
Interpretation: Aw, I like that. I will do so many awesome things in my life that I will encounter a million faces.
11. Why must life be so full of pain?
"City of Angels" - Ozomatli
Interpretation: Dammit LA, it's all your fault.
12. What do you think happiness is?
"Keep On Dreaming" - the Touch
Interpretation: Aw, I like that one too. As long as you keep dreaming, you will be happy!
13. How can I make myself happy?
"Late Nineties Bedroom Rock For The Missionaries" - Broken Social Scene
Interpretation: Haha why yes, iTunes, nineties music DOES make me happy.
14. Will I die happy?
"Across The Universe" - from the ATU soundtrack
Interpretation: Aw. That sounds like a yes.
15. Can you give me some good advice?
"Yellow Submarine" - the Beatles
Interpretation: Hee. I think "Every one of us has all we need" could maybe qualify.
16. What is the nature of the Universe?
"A Girl In Port" - Okkervil River
Interpretation: Deep. Or something.