Here am I, 3 weeks from graduation. Here am I, calluses on my hands, staring at 317 pages of hand-typed paperwork. Here am I, coddling my novel, my greatest nothing, my masterpiece of shit. I have made myself a pompous fool, as per their specifications. "Customer satisfaction is the highest goal of Audio production, and by this standard my ( Read more... )

I have to say that Star Wars Episode 3 was an entirely appropriate way to complete the Star Wars saga. I am no longer a hater. I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it.

Now that the prequel trilogy is complete, it all makes sense. I finally got it.If you're still a hater after seeing it, there will be very little anyone can do to change your ( Read more... )

Alone.

Cannot find words.

I am scared. Afraid. Alone.

I wish you would speak to me, because I love you.

Breathing, I can feel the pain behind your words ( Read more... )

18-29 year-olds have sex an average of 112 times per year. How do you find time for Life with all that coitus. What I want to know is why men have been trained to pursue this. Actually, to avoid any confusion, what I really want to know is when (and why) women lost their inclination to say no. We are part of a generation of sexually aggressive ( Read more... )

You say that humans need fantasies to make life bearable? Really? As if it was some kind of pink pill? No. Humans need fantasy to be human, to be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. You have to start out learning to believe the little lies so you can believe the big ones. Justice. Mercy. Duty. That sort of thing. Take ( Read more... )

I just saw The Ring 2. I was pleasantly surprised! Mmm, creepy.

How can anyone really say they're in love with a specific person? You're only in love with the anticipation of the emotions you are addicted to. That same person can fall out of favor the next week by not complying.

My goodness. Does that change the landscape of our emotional outlook on personal needs and identities?

"Looks like you two were about to bump the buoy."

Fucking Trojan commercials. I wish there was something to be done about the advertisement of sex. I wish there was something to be done about sex, period! Oh well. Fuck you guys.

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Chicks should not be allowed to drink beer out of a bottle. I believe you people are not able to resist the temptation to fellate a bottle when talking to a man. Same goes with beverages with straws. And men, please, a woman's eyes are in her head, not in her chest; adjust your line of sight accordingly ( Read more... )