I have a new email address: xmurderess. I know, it's weird, but I had to think of something as m1ffed is completely full. And I keep getting even more mail, STILL no thanks to "make her bleed with your giant johnson" (I find this puzzling, wrong, and cruel; it also includes "before and after" pictures, making it more puzzling and wrong) and " ( Read more... )

I received her letter today.

( it is the prettiest thing ever )

New links layout. It looks like it took a lot less effort than it did.

(Told you I'd use that picture. Actually, it's one picture pasted into another, but who cares?)

It's been slightly updated. You care ( Read more... )

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I hate people.

I'm going to get a new email address soon, this one's reaching it's quota. No thanks to the spam that constantly fills it ("GET HER EXCITED WITH YOUR BIG mkz8").

There's so little to post about.

I need a big mkz8 right now.

The Lizzie McGuire Movie.

No good can come from this.

I'm going to yell at my old school because I didn't get to go to Rome for my 8th grade graduation.

For kicks, view the trailer.

I'm serious.

(What's really, really sad is that I'll probably see it, for one reason or another.)

I wonder if I could become rich if I invented a pill that made people smart.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

These people are fucking morons. And they thought I was serious.

But, I mean, retards will always exist. And so I will continue to milk as much amusement out of them as I can.

(They also failed to notice that I was merely mocking their founder, who has no concept of English grammar/spelling and has the I.Q. of an amoeba. Life is hard.)