mowing the lawn.

[plasticus]

I just mowed my lawn for the first time with a brand new mower. I have little blisters on my hands between my thumbs and forefingers, as I haven't mowed a lawn in 5+ years. I'm tight as hell.

Comments

[posaunelove]

I have to do it tomorrow. I assure you, mowing is bullshit pure and simple. I feel better and better doing it every damn week.

I suppose it could be bitchin' every once in awhile (No, it couldn't). Have fun with blisters.

hello

[brutsid]

Does your yard have a white picket fence where your children romp with the puppy they got last christmas? Do you sit on your porch and feel appreciative that you have the ability to enjoy such a nice afternoon spent smoking the pipe that you got on your 12th wedding anniversary?

Do you worry sometimes that bawdy "rock and rollers" are writing the lyrics and fucking the women that you only know in dreams?

[dteamhacker]

I told you so, haha.