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hehe tophat and monicle on a zombie
[12:55] me: As a gentleman zombie, i feel it is my duty madam to inform you that I shall be chewing your face
[12:55] me: I do so hope you understand
[12:56] me: Your delicious brainmeats are quite appetizing -
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I hate waking up feeling like i lived a life time in dreams i'll never remember. -
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Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
- Sidney J. Harris -
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Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
- Josh Billings -
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Faith in the ability of a leader is of slight service unless it be united with faith in his justice.
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I am amazed at myself
[09:17] plater: the elephant song was a love-ode to foreskin
[09:17] josh: the what?
[09:18] plater: teaching children to love be uncircumsized
[09:18] plater: "skin on my winky dinky-dink, skin on my winky do, I. Love. You." -
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Henny Youngman
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