My First Christmas With Harry Potter
Merlin: Why do you think she dragged us in here? We’re not due to start sporking the next chapter of Nothing Like The Legend until after Christmas! And you’re not sporking any more of that anyway!
Katniss: Maybe she likes keeping us trapped in small dark rooms?
Platinumgal: *Enters, carrying three jaunty Santa hats* Nothing quite so sinister, I’m afraid. No, I thought it might be fun to do a sort of...Christmas Special, if you will.
Katniss: You don’t mean to say that you found a terrible piece of Christmas Fanfiction?
Platinumgal: I did. I’m Awesome like that. Now put these on. *Hands over the Santa Hats*
Merlin: But it’s not like they can see what we’re wearing! I could be naked for all they know!
Platinumgal: They know, Merlin...They always know.
My first Christmas with Harry potter
Katniss: I like it, short and sweet and to the point.
This story is about two people that spend there first Christmas alone.
Merlin: Right...
Harry had come home from work to see Missy dectioning the Christmas tree that they got together for there first Christmas together.
Merlin: Well...Shit.
Katniss: I see you are quite keen on killing us both off before the year is out.
Platinumgal: I did say it was terrible.
“Hey there honey, how are you doing.” Harry said
Platinumgal: And now Harry is like a 50s sitcom husband. Harry doesn’t speak like that! He is totally awesome!
“ I’m putting on the new dections on the tree baby.” Missy said
Merlin: What the hell is a Tree Baby?
Katniss: What the hell are Dections?
Platinumgal: Who the hell is Missy?
He kissed her then went to go get change so he can help her with the rest of the dectioning.
Platinumgal: Right. Dections appear to be Decorations, A Tree Baby is a tree which has lost its commas, and Missy is our Mary Sue of the day.
Merlin: They’re as common as those Soup of the day offers!
Katniss: That wasn’t very funny.
Merlin: Well excuuuuuuuse me princess!
He started to put on put on the wearth on the door
Merlin: It’s going to be a long sporking.
and then went to help missy with the tree.
Harry grabed missy waist and started to kiss her neck to get her to stop so they could have some adult time.
Katniss: WHAT THE FUCK?
“ Harry potter stop your going to make me drop this.” missy said giggling
Platinumgal: That’s what she said?
“ Hey you did promise me that we could have some adult fun time when I got home from work.” Harry said
Merlin: Adult...fun time?
Platinumgal: Something tells me that this Suethor is about 10 years old.
Katniss: Did you call it Adult Fun time when you were that age?
Platinumgal: Well, I thought sex was just a ‘very long kiss’ at the time, so I’m probably not the best judge
“ Ok we will have some adult fun time now.” missy said
Platinumgal: Learn from this, Katniss. Women have all the power in Sexeh timez.
Missy put down the decertion and harry pulled her to there room to have some adult time and they stayed there all night.
Merlin: Bow-chika-bow-wow!
Katniss: All night? Harry must have pretty high endurance!
Platinumgal: Or this Suethor is like Link’s Queen, and thinks that it can last all night....
Merlin: Ewww.
Next day
Platinumgal: Still better than SMeyers four month long time skip.
Harry had the next few days from work so that he can spend time with missy.
Merlin: Money? Who needs it!
Platinumgal: I’d like to point out that my parents would very much like to have the days leading up to Christmas off, but they can’t. Silly Selfish Missy.
They where on the couch when the fire went green and Ron and Hermione came thought the fire.
Katniss: I don’t know what that means.
“ Hermione, Ron why are you here.” Harry said
Merlin: (Ron) We’re here to be groupies and steal your question marks.
“ We came to give you both your gifts silly.” Ron said
Merlin: (Ron) That too.
“ Oh sorry” both of them said
Platinumgal: There’s nothing inherently bad with ‘Said’. But a few variations might be nice.
“ We can’t stay long because we are going to the burrow for Christmas this year.” Hermione said
They gave them their gifts and said merry Christmas to them both and the left thought the fire again to leave the couple to themselves again.
Katniss: (Hermione) Come on. It’s obvious they want to fuck like weasels again.
Merlin: Wait...So did Hissy not give them any gifts?
Platinumgal: Hissy?
They went and put there gifts under the tree and then the went to there room to get themselves some sleep.
Platinumgal: Come on, we all know there will be little sleeping!
Christmas Day
Katniss: What just happened?
Harry and Missy got up early so they could open their gifts
Katniss: (Missy) Santa’s been!! Wheeeeee!
Merlin: (Harry) I don’t care. It’s 2AM.
They open the gift from Ron and Hermione first. There was a photo ablum and when they open it there where photos of them all waving at them.
Platinumgal: Remarkably like the album Hagrid gave Harry year one....
It was there hogwarts photos of them from over the seven years that they were there.
Platinumgal: So based on that we should assume that Missy assimilated herself into the Potter Gangs lives? Some context about where and how she fits in would be nice, but going on the quality of writing, that’s probably pushing it.
They open there other gifts that where stuff for their house. They would have to owl them later to said thank you for the gifts.
Katniss: Yes you should, you ungrateful assholes.
Missy gave Harry his Christmas gift from her and she knew that he would love them so much.
Platinumgal: Trust me, those instincts are rarely correct. I thought my non-video game playing friend might be converted with a copy of Mass Effect....she was not.
They where to tickets to see the quidditch world cup coming in the New Year.
Platinumgal: I don’t know what that means!
“ Wow babe I love them thanks you.” Harry said
All: HARRY DOESN’T TALK LIKE THAT!
“ I knew you would love them a lot.” Missy said
Merlin: (Sue) For my judgement is always correct!
He gave her a passionate kiss on the lips.
Merlin: As opposed to on her vag...
Platinumgal: MERLIN!
Harry went to go get her gift. He got down on one knee and pulled out a ring box.
Platinumgal: shit...
Missy gasps and almost fell to the floor.
Merlin: (Sue) Take meh now! Make meh a real woman!
“ Missy I love you so much will you marry me and make me the happies man on the earth.” Harry said
Katniss: What is going on?!
“ Oh My God YES I WILL MARRY YOU HARRY.” Missy said
Katniss: Is it strange that I just read that like a robot?
Harry got up and put the ring on her finger, but before he could kiss her they look above her and there was mistletoe.
Merlin: Yeah, like you need an excuse.
“Merry Christmas Missy.” Harry said
Platinumgal: *Mimes wanking*
“Merry Christmas Harry James potter.” missy said
They gave each other a passionate kiss on the lips and went to cuddle for the rest of the day.
Platinumgal: Oh come on now! It’s Christmas! Go visit Family! Watch the Doctor Who Special on TV! Listen to the Queen! Eat Christmas Dinner until you explode!
Merlin: Sounds like a good idea to me!
Katniss: *Sighs* Bah, humbug.
Platinumgal: As a side note, don’t expect any more updates until the new year. It’s Christmas! You don’t want to read spiteful sporkings!
Have a very merry Christmas and a Happy New year!
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Katniss: Maybe she likes keeping us trapped in small dark rooms?
Platinumgal: *Enters, carrying three jaunty Santa hats* Nothing quite so sinister, I’m afraid. No, I thought it might be fun to do a sort of...Christmas Special, if you will.
Katniss: You don’t mean to say that you found a terrible piece of Christmas Fanfiction?
Platinumgal: I did. I’m Awesome like that. Now put these on. *Hands over the Santa Hats*
Merlin: But it’s not like they can see what we’re wearing! I could be naked for all they know!
Platinumgal: They know, Merlin...They always know.
My first Christmas with Harry potter
Katniss: I like it, short and sweet and to the point.
This story is about two people that spend there first Christmas alone.
Merlin: Right...
Harry had come home from work to see Missy dectioning the Christmas tree that they got together for there first Christmas together.
Merlin: Well...Shit.
Katniss: I see you are quite keen on killing us both off before the year is out.
Platinumgal: I did say it was terrible.
“Hey there honey, how are you doing.” Harry said
Platinumgal: And now Harry is like a 50s sitcom husband. Harry doesn’t speak like that! He is totally awesome!
“ I’m putting on the new dections on the tree baby.” Missy said
Merlin: What the hell is a Tree Baby?
Katniss: What the hell are Dections?
Platinumgal: Who the hell is Missy?
He kissed her then went to go get change so he can help her with the rest of the dectioning.
Platinumgal: Right. Dections appear to be Decorations, A Tree Baby is a tree which has lost its commas, and Missy is our Mary Sue of the day.
Merlin: They’re as common as those Soup of the day offers!
Katniss: That wasn’t very funny.
Merlin: Well excuuuuuuuse me princess!
He started to put on put on the wearth on the door
Merlin: It’s going to be a long sporking.
and then went to help missy with the tree.
Harry grabed missy waist and started to kiss her neck to get her to stop so they could have some adult time.
Katniss: WHAT THE FUCK?
“ Harry potter stop your going to make me drop this.” missy said giggling
Platinumgal: That’s what she said?
“ Hey you did promise me that we could have some adult fun time when I got home from work.” Harry said
Merlin: Adult...fun time?
Platinumgal: Something tells me that this Suethor is about 10 years old.
Katniss: Did you call it Adult Fun time when you were that age?
Platinumgal: Well, I thought sex was just a ‘very long kiss’ at the time, so I’m probably not the best judge
“ Ok we will have some adult fun time now.” missy said
Platinumgal: Learn from this, Katniss. Women have all the power in Sexeh timez.
Missy put down the decertion and harry pulled her to there room to have some adult time and they stayed there all night.
Merlin: Bow-chika-bow-wow!
Katniss: All night? Harry must have pretty high endurance!
Platinumgal: Or this Suethor is like Link’s Queen, and thinks that it can last all night....
Merlin: Ewww.
Next day
Platinumgal: Still better than SMeyers four month long time skip.
Harry had the next few days from work so that he can spend time with missy.
Merlin: Money? Who needs it!
Platinumgal: I’d like to point out that my parents would very much like to have the days leading up to Christmas off, but they can’t. Silly Selfish Missy.
They where on the couch when the fire went green and Ron and Hermione came thought the fire.
Katniss: I don’t know what that means.
“ Hermione, Ron why are you here.” Harry said
Merlin: (Ron) We’re here to be groupies and steal your question marks.
“ We came to give you both your gifts silly.” Ron said
Merlin: (Ron) That too.
“ Oh sorry” both of them said
Platinumgal: There’s nothing inherently bad with ‘Said’. But a few variations might be nice.
“ We can’t stay long because we are going to the burrow for Christmas this year.” Hermione said
They gave them their gifts and said merry Christmas to them both and the left thought the fire again to leave the couple to themselves again.
Katniss: (Hermione) Come on. It’s obvious they want to fuck like weasels again.
Merlin: Wait...So did Hissy not give them any gifts?
Platinumgal: Hissy?
They went and put there gifts under the tree and then the went to there room to get themselves some sleep.
Platinumgal: Come on, we all know there will be little sleeping!
Christmas Day
Katniss: What just happened?
Harry and Missy got up early so they could open their gifts
Katniss: (Missy) Santa’s been!! Wheeeeee!
Merlin: (Harry) I don’t care. It’s 2AM.
They open the gift from Ron and Hermione first. There was a photo ablum and when they open it there where photos of them all waving at them.
Platinumgal: Remarkably like the album Hagrid gave Harry year one....
It was there hogwarts photos of them from over the seven years that they were there.
Platinumgal: So based on that we should assume that Missy assimilated herself into the Potter Gangs lives? Some context about where and how she fits in would be nice, but going on the quality of writing, that’s probably pushing it.
They open there other gifts that where stuff for their house. They would have to owl them later to said thank you for the gifts.
Katniss: Yes you should, you ungrateful assholes.
Missy gave Harry his Christmas gift from her and she knew that he would love them so much.
Platinumgal: Trust me, those instincts are rarely correct. I thought my non-video game playing friend might be converted with a copy of Mass Effect....she was not.
They where to tickets to see the quidditch world cup coming in the New Year.
Platinumgal: I don’t know what that means!
“ Wow babe I love them thanks you.” Harry said
All: HARRY DOESN’T TALK LIKE THAT!
“ I knew you would love them a lot.” Missy said
Merlin: (Sue) For my judgement is always correct!
He gave her a passionate kiss on the lips.
Merlin: As opposed to on her vag...
Platinumgal: MERLIN!
Harry went to go get her gift. He got down on one knee and pulled out a ring box.
Platinumgal: shit...
Missy gasps and almost fell to the floor.
Merlin: (Sue) Take meh now! Make meh a real woman!
“ Missy I love you so much will you marry me and make me the happies man on the earth.” Harry said
Katniss: What is going on?!
“ Oh My God YES I WILL MARRY YOU HARRY.” Missy said
Katniss: Is it strange that I just read that like a robot?
Harry got up and put the ring on her finger, but before he could kiss her they look above her and there was mistletoe.
Merlin: Yeah, like you need an excuse.
“Merry Christmas Missy.” Harry said
Platinumgal: *Mimes wanking*
“Merry Christmas Harry James potter.” missy said
They gave each other a passionate kiss on the lips and went to cuddle for the rest of the day.
Platinumgal: Oh come on now! It’s Christmas! Go visit Family! Watch the Doctor Who Special on TV! Listen to the Queen! Eat Christmas Dinner until you explode!
Merlin: Sounds like a good idea to me!
Katniss: *Sighs* Bah, humbug.
Platinumgal: As a side note, don’t expect any more updates until the new year. It’s Christmas! You don’t want to read spiteful sporkings!
Have a very merry Christmas and a Happy New year!
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