Breaking News: War With Centipedes Continues

Aug 02, 2009 01:10

It appears that our reports on the death of Gejigeji, leader of the centipede terrorist invaders, was exaggerated. While we have confirmed that at least one important centipede leader was found dead in the region of the washer and dryer, Gejigeji, the most terrifying thing on the planet, was spotted at around 1 a.m. in this reporters bedroom. One ( Read more... )

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embersofsummer August 2 2009, 19:02:16 UTC
we'll send you some centipede-free trousers to do battle in!

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