Sometimes I wish I had the breakroom all to myself, even if only to eat my lunch without having to hear the show "Fear Factor". Hearing people vomit up pig balls doesn't make my grandma's leftover chicken spaghetti go down any easier.

It's so pretty today, I'll have lunch outside while the pregnant girl chain smokes.

I LOVE MY JOB!

I found out that my very 1st kiss ever is being tried for murder, my little brother is way taller than me now, one of my best friends from school is having another baby, and that my mom is now a professional cake decorator. A little overwhelming, yes, but still time well spent ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt that I was involved in a steamy love affair. It was so weird, there was one part I remember fooling around with my special someone in a kiddie pool ( Read more... )

I spent the better part of this week watching soaps with my sick granny. I went grocery shopping for her, paid some bills, and kept her company ( Read more... )

I haven't really participated in any social events lately, which is strange because my DVD player broke just recently. I don't give a tiny rat's ass about my computer not working, but I do miss having a fully functional DVD player to go home to ( Read more... )

I caught myself quoting John Lennon today, which I am positive is a bi-product of talking to Larry on my porch more lately. I talked to him for a good 45 minutes yesterday evening while he got stoned, then ate half my bag of Oreos ( Read more... )

I spent the entire weekend with my ass glued to my futon and my eyes glued to my television set. I rented movies that I watched when I was a little girl, which was so wonderful! I still can recite Beetlejuice with most perfection, AND I get the humor way more. The last time I watched it, I wasn't even allowed to say some of the words in it ( Read more... )

I watched Chuck & Buck last night for the first time in a year, and was reminded of what a wierd-ass movie it is! I love it!

Birthday's tomorrow. I'm more excited about the almost 2 paid weeks of work that begins tomorrow. I don't really have anything even remotely interesting to say on here.

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Lately I've enjoyed hanging out with one good friend, opposed to going out and getting loaded. It's less costly also, which is a definate plus ( Read more... )

My cellphone is still turned off, but I do have a little sliver of hope that I could get it up and running by 9 pm. I'm actually not worried about it right now because today has been a great day! Check this out ( Read more... )