"The voices are telling me my oxygen's on wrong."

[platystein]

I'm so sick of fat people! I will never call myself fat again unless I have to lift my belly up for the person cleaning in my creases. As long as I can still see my pubes, I'm okay. You wouldn't believe what I have to go through every day of my employed life

Comments

[mistress_jeni]

YOU. ARE. FUCKING. CRAZY.
I would NEVER be able to handle a job like that!
I AM proud of you for choosing such a "helpful" career, but..... yeah.
The next time I say I am fat, remind me of this.
I may need to lose 10 "vanity" lbs to fit into my pants, but dear god.
Lisa, I love you for your patience.

[xlabrysx]

As long as they're happy, eh?

matt

[anonymous]

Now I know why you ride my ass about cake. This has opened my eyes.