OCT 28th: Bomber Babes vs. Death Dealers

I get to bout again this year! They needed a last-minute sub for the Death Dealers. I will be appearing as JUGGERNAUT.

yeah, bitches!

www.slcderby.com

Alright, the bout is THIS saturday and we need to sell tickets ASAP. You can go to www.saltcityderbygirls.com to purchase online or call 1-800-838-3006. Brandy and Alia, this means you! Jen, did you get tickets for you and Nick? Would your new beau be interested in coming? What about your dad and Tommy and Josette? Chris? If every girl sells 10 ( Read more... )

Do you want to come see me kicking ass (also, getting my ass kicked) on rollerskates? Tickets for the Salt City Derby Girls Bout on September 30th are NOW AVAILABLE ( Read more... )

Fuck.

You called,
because you were alone.
Riding on the 5
with skin walkers
running along side

and i didn't know what to say
other than
it's a call from my long distance
friend

peace to you
lonesome traveler
may the wind bring you my way
again.

It's kinda late notice, but mom's obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune yesterday, and appears today.

Mom's obituary online

When I find myself in times of trouble ( Read more... )

There's at least 73 birds feasting ravenously upon all the rotten apples in my front yard. The cats are too busy lying on the heater vents to care. Creepy.

I'm so sick of fat people! I will never call myself fat again unless I have to lift my belly up for the person cleaning in my creases. As long as I can still see my pubes, I'm okay. You wouldn't believe what I have to go through every day of my employed life ( Read more... )

thought it might be possible, if rusty ( Read more... )