Actually... truthfully and ironically (that is a lot of 'lly') I got them from my dad... I don't know where he got them... there were more... but they weren't funny... but I'll put them here for you to judge...
Snappy Answer - The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day", the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
I didn't understand that one... but the next one is actually pretty funny...
Snappy Answer - A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
I think the first one you don't get in your comment is saying the cop was being sarcastic and saying that the kid was going soooo fast and the kid responded to it by saying sarcastically that 'yeah he was going slow but he got there "as fast as he could"'... I could be wrong it doesn't make much sense to me either... you're right though it's not funny. I like the third in your original entry as well.
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Snappy Answer - The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day", the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
I didn't understand that one... but the next one is actually pretty funny...
Snappy Answer - A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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I could be wrong it doesn't make much sense to me either...
you're right though it's not funny.
I like the third in your original entry as well.
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