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****All the ones colored red are the ones I think are 100% true! Unless you can prove otherwise!****
101 Reasons Men Suck
1. They can't settle down. Its like they have to spread their seed to everyone.
2. All men are such hypocrites! If you're their friend they'll tell you that you need to find a real man and stop falling for such assholes. But when you fall for them they'll break your heart just like the rest.
3. Just b/c it "feels right" means its ok. They completely forget about your feelings too.
4. They rub it in your face that you can't have them.
5. They deny what they said even when they know it was true at that time!
6. The word love isnt in their vocabulary, only lust
7. "nothing" is good to wear
8. That lovely black gunk under their finger nails from always working on their car
9. The little head
10. Their ego
11. They get jealous easily
12. "Good times" are when youre in a dark room together
13. They make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before
14. 20 minutes is enough grieving time
15. their ebonics
16. I love you means I want sex
17. Wanna be playaz
18. Power tools are an extension of genitalia
19. Pants are 4 sizes too big
20. Male pattern baldness
21. They BS constantly
22. The geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not
to tell you
23. When they're w/ their girlfriend they look at other girls
24. Scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes
25. Smell bad if not drenched in cologne
26. They always wanna get w/ your friends
27. They always call girls bitches
28. Claim everything theirs
29. Everything they do is a competition
30. NO PMS!
31. Circle jerking
32. They have to be all big and bad
33. Always want a 3some w/ you and your friends
34. Cuz they want their BJ but they won't lick us back
35. ::gag gag:: (got it??)
36. The good ones are gay
37. Have a need to be "Mack Daddy"
38. Toilet seat....terrible aim......got the picture?
39. They destroy things lesser than them
40. Take pride in their rude bodily functions
41. They never grow up, my mom tells me this daily
42. Leave the bathroom smelling extremely rancid
43. They demand too much
44. Expect you on your knees
45. Some words that are not in a guys vocabulary: respect, love (Some Respect)
46. They don' know how to say sorry
47. Um hi my eyes are up here, stop staring at my chest
48. They just can't be satisfied w/ one female
49. They don't take no for an answer
50. Theyre stinky
51. Theyre hairy
52. They have this stupid walk
53. We must not forget their manly tales about stupid stuff they probably never did
54. They think that theyre just the best
55. Guys think they're the greatest creatures that ever walked the earth
56. They beat the crap out of each other for fun
57. Many have no fashion sense
58. You make them feel good about themselves, it goes to their head
59. The way they think their sooo buff and actually a 7-year-old can whip their ass
60. Take advantage when youre most vulernable
61. Think they could get anyone they wanted
62. Have a problem with homosexuals. Theyre all homophobic. Gay's are people too
63. Love and leave
64. Once they find out that you're crushing on them, they act like complete assholes
65. Wait... what am i saying... they're always complete assholes
66. Talk about their masturbation skills in public
67. They act like they can really whoop someones ass, when they do actually fight (if they don't pussy out, which most do) they just end up like slapping each other and stuff
68. Tell every friend how far they've gotten w/ you
69. <=== Need i say more
70. RAPE
71. MOLESTATION
72. And they get away w/ it
73. If you get pregnant, it's not thier fault
74. Treat females like shit
75. Pricks
76. Arick (gotta know these kids to understand that one)
77. Go for total whores w/ fucking blue eyeshadow!!!
78. If they just break up w/ a girl.... 5 min later their already jumping on another one
79. Thay say they'll call.... but never do
80. Don't talk on the phone, and if they do they only want phone sex
81. Would hump anything with 2 legs
82. Hump anything w/ 4 legs
83. Go after girls that are all hoochified but when you dress like that they make you cover up
84. Want u to pleasure them but won't repay the favor
85. They'll give u their ex girlfriend's jewelery and say that bought it 4 u.
86. Most guys eat whatever they want and don't gain a pound, its so annoying
87. Guys only care about a girl if they're gettin some
88. They let what their friends have to say impact them so much, it influences the decisions they make about everything
89. When they make you cry they think its funny.
90. Ladies, ever heard this one "I'm in love w/ my car, not her."
91. They feel "trapped"
92. They bring us down!!! Damn the man!
93. Because GOD supposedley created them first, they
automatically rule everything
94. menopause, menstruation... etc.....
95. their not supportative
96. They think their all good, but can't really satisfy
97. Guys take pride in their shit, literally
98. They act all lovey dovey when they want sumtin'
99. Hate Valentines Day!
100. Always try to prove themselves better than you in everyway!
101. BECAUSE WE'RE WOMEN AND WE CAN BITCH ABOUT IT