Grandmother (drunk): "CAN I GET MY FUCKING MARTINI YOU BASTARDS" me: Grandma it came 3 times already

[playerina]

Right, all my life I've been a sucker for a cute smile and tall guys. I never honestly thought I'd fall this hard for a guy. I mean, he's not that bad and all. He's quite dreamy in my opinion. long-ish blonde hair, blue eyes, 6'0, incredible charm, drummer, metal head, actor, and an icredible kisser. Catch: He's 16 and lives 1000 miles away ( I

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wrong

[anonymous]

its "Im Not Your Fucking Mommy" such a good ass movie the tow kick ass!!
-ashley

[anonymous]

credit for a song, finally
(victory)

[playerina]

and credit well earned.