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Jason Mraz has my virginity....

Jul 19, 2004 10:47

As I sit here in my government-issued cubicle, in my government-issued chair, with the government-issued grin on my face, I am pondering about life...my life. I want to know all the answers to all the questions that remain in the dark. I want to know where I'm going, or whether or not I will get there before I die. I want to know who my baby's ( Read more... )

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smuckers284 July 19 2004, 09:10:07 UTC

i am sitting here in my airline-issued chair, and ready to take my 30 min-nap-after-lunch-but-before-my-break-ends, and found your post entertaining for all of 2 mins. give me more. i need it. blake mundy craves it. fonz and emily are counting on it. ian's hair begs for it. mann i need to stop.
-chest

pennylessfool July 19 2004, 10:16:37 UTC

What exactly am I craving Fehn?

Craven Raven playerts July 19 2004, 10:20:02 UTC

Blake (in journal)= Blake Rouse

smuckers284 July 19 2004, 10:43:41 UTC

the entity most commonly known as lil blackie

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pantz129 July 19 2004, 09:50:44 UTC

"This entry is funny, I am funny...if you think otherwise, join Thorndyke and the SPLOST-ing ( ... )

SPLOST playerts July 19 2004, 10:14:16 UTC

Why on Earth would I want to give more tax money to Matt Long? I HATE THE SPLOST! Oh, and Erin doesn't want to play board games, no no no. She wants to play nude board games...there's a difference. For example, would "Twister" be the same if you played it naked? Nope, it would be called "Try not to get a Boner while rubbing up against this fly bitch." You feel me?

take it from me smuckers284 July 19 2004, 10:42:33 UTC

since of all of us, i am the one who's dated her, let me just say that challenge would be difficult. no longer just a board game, but also concentration.

If you become president..... anonymous July 19 2004, 16:56:34 UTC

If you become President of the U.S. I will do one of 3 things....

1. Move to Uzbekistan

2. Tell my favorite stories of yours in my tell-all book "I Knew Samir Talbi When he Was a Wild and Crazy Douche Bag"

3. Make a movie called "Clubfoot 911" in which I launch an expose into your crooked career and the reason behind your massive tarsal area.

I can't wait.

-Kevin

Re: If you become president..... anonymous July 20 2004, 05:06:05 UTC

Kevin and Mundy sitting in a tree...F-U-C-K-I-N-G...in the rectal area.

Re: If you become president..... anonymous July 20 2004, 22:52:33 UTC

samir smokes a chode.