my cat has fucking FLEAS. and so now i probably have fleas. i feel so itchy thinking about it. im reading a really good book called 'the pact'. everyone should read it. its my birfday in exactly a week. i hope everyone remembers to come on saturday. i havent heard back from many ppl. maybe everyone hates me? probably because they think ill give ( Read more... )

i am so sick of cutomers at work saying 'big night last night?' or 'man you look sooo tired' ALL THE TIME. no, i didnt have a big night last night, i watched tv, and then went to bed at 10 o'clock, but thanks for pointing out that my shit appearance has nothing to do with tiredness, ASSHOLE ( Read more... )

i criiiied for youuuu, now it your turrrrn to cryyyy for meeeeeeeee ( Read more... )

zombie ghost train on sat!
i plan to make a dress!
of halloweeny goodness!
you biatches better all come.

oh and BY THE WAY everyone keep the 12th nov (sat) free
you will be accompanying me to drunken bliss
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
yars.

+ sparkerella and her sweet delicious angle grinding goodness ( Read more... )

-amelia needs to turn her attention to regaining her husband's love ( Read more... )

im still sick. this is so unfair! and i had to start my dreaded painting today. its so lame. although there are staircases involved. and they are pretty. i tried to make it look escher-esque, but now it just looks out of proportion and stupid ( Read more... )

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i cant sleep because ive drunk too much coffee because i havent slept in the past week. goddam. why i cant i just be tired ( Read more... )

erotic stories are so great.
why cant everything be a story.