1st August, 2022

[playingcupid]

So like, you're all having a good summer, yeah? Mine's fucking boring at the moment, nothing happens around here. Someone go shopping with me, yeah? Izzy, I'm looking at you. Anyway, I've been doing some writing. The heroine happens to resemble me and the hero happens to resemble Professor Quince and it happens to take place in a potions lab but it

Comments

[dontswatme]

Leaking love-pole.

[playingcupid]

But like, leaking isn't very romantic.

[dontswatme]

It's leaking pre-come. That's hot, Thomas Karin Thomas.

[playingcupid]

But it's supposed to be romantic. And why would it be leaking before he like, sticks it in her?

[celkin]

I hope he does not read it!

[playingcupid]

He won't know it's about him, I changed his name!

[celkin]

What to?

[playingcupid]

Jeremy Pince.

[buttonholed]

I don't think this was a piece of information any of us needed.

[playingcupid]

That I'm bored? Grow a pair, Flowers.

[buttonholed]

I don't need to grow a pair, thank you.

[playingcupid]

I beg to differ.

[with_bite]

Send Tom my love! I like throbbing member the best. It's used a lot in all the books my mother reads, so at least people will know what you're talking about.

[playingcupid]

But I always use throbbing member, and I don't want to get too fucking repetitive, you know? I might have to go through your Mum's collection, see if there's any I haven't read.

[with_bite]

I'll bring some of mum's the next time we meet up. Or I can owl you some over now if you need them before then! You wouldn't want to lose your inspiration, would you?

[playingcupid]

You're awesome. But I always have inspiration! I just need a better way to say 'penis'.

[smithami]

I don't understand why you find Quince so fit.

[playingcupid]

Older men, Amity! He just knows.

[smithami]

I bet he's a virgin.

[playingcupid]

No fucking way! He knows his way around a mattress.